Politics, Society & Satire

Verbal Defecation

When your speeches are most notable

For being utterly unintelligible

And nothing more than nonsense

And your self proclaimed intelligence

Has no supporting evidence

Maybe it’s time to just stop talking

Before we’re forced to find

A more permanent solution

To your incessant squawking

Because I’m not sure there’s an easy cure

For your verbal diarrhoea

The way your words leave less a mark

And more a pungent smear

Maybe a muzzle or a gagging order

Sew your lips shut tight if we gotta

We’ll do whatever it takes

Just to stop you defecating

Every time you open your mouth


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