I have many strengths

But sarcasm

Is not among them

I will make sarcastic comments

But I always fail with the inflection

I’m to straight-faced

Dead-pan demeanour

So when I make jokes

To those who don’t know me

Laden with narcissism

Or self-deprecation

My words are taken not in jest

But total seriousness

Which as you can imagine

Can be awkward even at the best of times

That level of apparent self-love or loathing

Is apparently not suitable

For social situations


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