Friend Request

I don’t know you

Never met you

Or if I have

It didn’t matter to me


I remember you

From back in high school

You were always such

A dick to me


Oh, I know you

And I don’t like you

I thought I made that clear

Leaving no ambiguity

When I told you so


Whoever you are

Hiding behind a fake name

A pornstar’s photo

Promising a XXX webcam show

But however enticing

Sorry, I’m not biting


I am not your friend

Nor have I ever even

Pretended to be

So why on earth

Have you added me?



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