You’re a miserly old bastard

No matter what you claim

Saying we should all give more to charity

While you refuse to do the same


You paint yourself a humble man

With nothing to call your own

But you’ve thousands in the bank

Living in someone else’s home


You act like you’re in poverty

Without even a penny to spare

A victim of austerity

Yet you drive a brand new car


You’re not destitute or penniless

Or at risk of living on the street

You’re just selfish and ungenerous

You tight-arsed, mingy git


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