Come one, come all
And heed my call
I’m here to share
To show I care
And deliver to you
A manifesto
A proclamation
Of my intention
To lead our nation
From ruination
I’ve seen your needs
I’ve paid no heed
But bullshit
Is my specialist subject
Along with vaguely worded promises
Buzzwords I know appease the masses
And I know just how to come across
So you can’t tell I don’t give a toss
I’ll spin you stories
That are just allegory
Tell lie after lie
And when caught, deny
‘Cause I’m a politician
Not a fucking magician
I can’t fix the problems
No, we live in a system
That no-one can mend
Let alone pretend
So vote for me
And I guarantee
That every pledge I make
I’ll eventually break
If politicians were honest
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True that!!
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Nice!
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Thanks!
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But we already know that, yet we vote for them anyway. Shame on us.
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I don’t. I spoil my vote.
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