Why the urgency?
What’s the emergency?
What’s so important
That that it really cannot wait?
That you can’t run the risk
Of being thirty seconds late?
You choose to speed instead
Can’t stop so run a red
Drive the wrong way up a one-way road
Because your need to be on time
Outweighs any crime
And the value of the lives you disregard
All that matters here is you
And whatever it is you need to do
All the other drivers should make way
And the children on the crossing
The ambulance you’re blocking
Aren’t as important as the things you’ve planned today
It’s okay to cause a crash
‘Cus, hey, you gotta dash
You’re in a rush and that is all that matters
You’ll drive up on the pavement
If it saves you twenty seconds
Swearing at the pedestrians
As they scatter
Who cares if you’re thirty seconds late?
If you put lives at risk
So one appointment isn’t missed
Quite frankly, go fuck yourself