No I’m not ordering an Americano
I don’t want a capp-or-frappucino
Don’t offer me a latte or a flat white
Unless you’re spoiling for a fight
If I ask for coffee, give me coffee
Don’t try to question or correct me
I mean, how hard can it be?
To understand that coffee
Means fucking COFFEE!
Seriously, why do baristas make it so hard to order a coffee? It’s like the one word that for some reason doesn’t exist in the world of coffee shops is COFFEE!