Just A Coffee, Please

No I’m not ordering an Americano

I don’t want a capp-or-frappucino

Don’t offer me a latte or a flat white

Unless you’re spoiling for a fight

If I ask for coffee, give me coffee

Don’t try to question or correct me

I mean, how hard can it be?

To understand that coffee

Means fucking COFFEE!

 

Seriously, why do baristas make it so hard to order a coffee? It’s like the one word that for some reason doesn’t exist in the world of coffee shops is COFFEE!

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