Dirty Jokes

Unrivaled in my ribaldry

Eyes sparkle like a Christmas tree

Every time a dirty joke is on my mind

Immature, irreverent

Inappropriate in every sense

And often end with me being much maligned

 

I swear I never mean offense

(though some would say that’s no defence)

I only ever wish to entertain

Sadly, though, such naughty jokes

Have a tendency to provoke

All the poncey ‘woke’ ‘millennials’ to complain

 

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Response to the Word of the Day Challenge prompts: ribald & sparkle