Dirty Jokes

Unrivaled in my ribaldry Eyes sparkle like a Christmas tree Every time a dirty joke is on my mind Immature, irreverent Inappropriate in every sense And often end with me being much maligned   I swear I never mean offense (though some would say that's no defence) I only ever wish to entertain Sadly, though, [...]

Can’t Stop Me

I bash one out Maybe three times a day But the pressure inside It never goes away When it gets too much I just have to find peace I feel it building And I need to release Whether sat at work Or on the train I can't hold back I've got no restraint Always rising [...]