Politics, Society & Satire

Party Politicians

They care not for our freedom Or upholding the constitution   Claim they want a fairer world But only they will ever benefit From the rules they introduce   They have no interest in our needs Or how we're affected by their deeds   It will never be about what's right or wrong Pretend to… Continue reading Party Politicians

Politics, Society & Satire

Manifesto

Come one, come all And heed my call I'm here to share To show I care And deliver to you A manifesto A proclamation Of my intention To lead our nation From ruination I've seen your needs I've paid no heed But bullshit Is my specialist subject Along with vaguely worded promises Buzzwords I know… Continue reading Manifesto

Politics, Society & Satire

It’s Not What You Say

I'm pained to admit It's not what you say But how you say it That counts these days   The most blatant of lies If said with authority Is enough a disguise To fool the majority   People are blind Or at best just ignorant They're always inclined To side with the arrogant   Because… Continue reading It’s Not What You Say

Politics, Society & Satire

Calculated Buffoonery

Are you really so obtuse Or is it just a ruse A readymade excuse For when you fail While beneath the clown-like mask From behind your allies' backs You scheme and plot your path Every detail So meticulously planned You hold the aces in your hand Ready for when you stand And lift the veil… Continue reading Calculated Buffoonery

Politics, Society & Satire

Verbal Defecation

When your speeches are most notable For being utterly unintelligible And nothing more than nonsense And your self proclaimed intelligence Has no supporting evidence Maybe it's time to just stop talking Before we're forced to find A more permanent solution To your incessant squawking Because I'm not sure there's an easy cure For your verbal… Continue reading Verbal Defecation

Politics, Society & Satire

What Happened To Humanity

They turn our wallets Into bullets Fashion taxes into guns It's a war We're paying for But fighting to never happen   They arrest Those who protest And call it "national security" We're branded traitors By our dictators When we question their authority   They raid our banks To build tanks While we get nothing… Continue reading What Happened To Humanity

Politics, Society & Satire

Please, Please!, Just Stop Talking

Seemingly talking for hours Yet saying nothing at all I heard every word you spoke But no meaning do I recall I can find no substance In any of your mutterings I can think of no instance There was a point to your utterings Little but garbled gibberish Seems to escape your lips Nothing but… Continue reading Please, Please!, Just Stop Talking

Politics, Society & Satire

Job Spec.

Woeful incompetence Total lack of common sense Hopeless inefficiency Devoid of job proficiency No real-life experience No real-world intelligence Under-worked and overpaid Greedy, selfish waste of space Is that what's required for the position Of the modern-day politician?   If you liked this, you should totally check out my book! Available exclusively onĀ Amazon In paperback… Continue reading Job Spec.