You call it gloss
I call it dross
You call it news
But that word’s misused
It’s all gossip and hearsay
Rumours from yesterday
Rules on surviving the high school cliques
Who’s a stud?
Who’s the dud?
What’s the latest bad blood?
Who got plastered?
Had a make-up disaster?
Who’s too old and getting put out to pasture?
So don’t lie now
It’s not highbrow
It’s a gutter-dwelling trash mag
More full of shit than a toilet rag
If you really wanna read it, fine by me
Just don’t try getting me to subscribe now
Yes! A perfect description of those stupid magazines that lurk near the checkout at the supermarket.
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